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Burnt Toast and Other Disasters

A Book of Heroic Hacks, Fabulous Fixes, and Secret Sauces

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A gifty, funny, and practical guide to transforming the most lackluster of ingredients into a delicious meal, making bad food good and making good food even better, from the author of the New York Times bestselling and IACP Award–winning Twelve Recipes. 

Dinner is looking meh. Maybe the stove was left unattended for just a second too long for your original plan; maybe the on-sale meat at the supermarket isn’t looking quite worth the savings after two days in the fridge. Do you waste food and time trying to start from scratch, or money ordering takeout? No, you face up to the facts, step up your game, and transform that cooking conundrum into a delicious meal. The best way to do that? Follow the guidance of Cal Peternell, a chef coming out of the restaurant kitchen to meet cooks where they are with this funny, practical manual for making Bad Food Good. 

Though many pro chefs may be able to get their sustainably sourced, locally grown, 100 percent grass-fed, organic ingredients and gently guide them through careful preparation to a simply sublime dish, most of us don’t achieve farm-to-table perfection in every step of the process. From facing down third-day leftovers that have lost a little of their luster to the limits of their local supermarket’s quality, many home cooks start at a disadvantage. With his signature dry wit and years of experience cooking for everyone from high-end restaurant patrons to his hungry family, Cal Peternell is here to level the playing field with this bag of tricks for turning standard (or substandard) fare into a meal to be proud of, troubleshooting such situations as: 

  • Making the best of burned food (Burned your toast? Time to make Cheesy Onion Bread Pudding!) 
  • Hacking packaged food (including 5 variations on “Hackaroni and Cheese”) 
  • Things restaurants often do wrong and you can do better (including pesto, queso, bean dip, ranch, and more) 
  • Spicing up lackluster vegetables (Brocco Tacos dazzle both in name and in flavor) 
  • Snazzing up dishes with “special sauces for the boring” (including vegetable purees and an infinite variety of savory butter sauces) 
  • Cal also includes a series of hilarious Old Man cocktails, ranging from the Bitter Old Man (one part bitter, one part brandy) to the Wise Old Man (8 ounces water and a good night’s sleep). 

    Up your cooking game by learning how to spin anything in your pantry or fridge into something special with Burnt Toast and Other Disasters.  

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      • Publisher's Weekly

        July 19, 2021
        Chef Peternell (Almonds, Anchovies, and Pancetta) applies his Chez Panisse pedigree to underwhelming fare to easily prove that “the humblest can be delicious, the good made great.” Starting with the title dilemma, Peternell suggests using burnt toast to lend character to cheesy onion bread pudding. Then it’s on to overcooked vegetables, where figgy dressing covers the sins of over-roasted veggies. A chapter on packaged foods offers new hope for canned soup and beans, and even tins of oily fish, as with a saffron, fennel, and almond pasta with sardines. A section entitled “What They Shoulda Done” is full of opinionated tips on revising classic dishes, with tweaked takes such as “unthick” clam chowder (“soup spoons should be at rest, not standing”) that’s thinned out using liquid from canned clams and canned corn. A half-dozen recipes are devoted to overcoming the bland attributes of boneless chicken parts, including flavorful chipotle chicken thighs with cumin and honey. Peternell’s dry sense of humor is the main ingredient in a collection of “old man” cocktails: the “Crazy Old Man” is equal parts absinthe and brandy, while the “Wise Old Man” is an eight-ounce glass of water. To err is human but to repair divine in this handy and hilarious manual. Agent: Sharon Bowers, Miller Bowers Griffin Literary Management.

      • Booklist

        August 20, 2021
        Mistakes happen, especially in the kitchen: look away and something's burnt, charred, scorched or any other variation of the same process. But burnt food is not always a bad thing. Peternell (Almonds, Anchovies, and Pancetta, 2018; Twelve Recipes, 2014) helps readers turn their kitchen mishaps into delicious dishes. Some of the best foods are burnt, like barbecue, caramel, and roux. Burnt your toast? Make cheesy onion bread pudding. Really roasted your vegetables? Try roasted vegetable salad with ginger, lime, and sour cream. Along with great recipes, this book offers cooking tips on common ingredients and how to use them, cute illustrations, and photos reminiscent in style of those found in a family album. Peternell shows readers that burnt food is nothing to fear and is just another step--perhaps even a new beginning--in the culinary journey.

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      • Library Journal

        December 1, 2021

        Maybe burnt toast isn't so bad: Peternell (Twelve Recipes) writes that his is a "cookbook full of just such success stories of bad food made good." The recipes mostly use shelf-stable ingredients and explain how home cooks can deploy their cupboards to their advantage. For example, burnt toast can be pulverized and added to meatballs; over-cooked vegetables can be turned into pasta sauce; really well-done meat can be tenderized by adding a few more ingredients. Peternell's personal version of a useful cupboard involves canned goods, sardines (for pasta with sardines), and dressings, but he also shows home cooks how to make the most of other ingredients that they might also already have on hand (beans; heavy cream). The book is peppered with amusing asides about Peternell's cooking experiences, and recipes are augmented with full-color photographs and illustrations of ingredients. VERDICT Fun, easy-to-make recipes for the "burnt out" home cook.--Barbara Kundanis, Longmont P.L., CO

        Copyright 2021 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

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